While some say that Katja is always lost in her thoughts she frequently likes to remind people that she is rarely found there either. As a psych and film major Katja hopes to one day use the power of hypnotic suggestion to win an Oscar, a technique she has already used to pass most of her classes.
KATJA FAIR
Editor-in-Chief
Henry knew that he wanted to major in English and Poli-Sci after writing his first satirical anthology at age 4. While many children on the playground had their trusty “blankie”, Henry, a contrarian from day one, had his trusty pocket notebook, aptly named “Composition.”
HENRY GROTOPHORST
Deputy Editor-in-Chief
Claire is not a Horticulture major, she is a History major! Claire is a prolific YouTuber and Joeb Iden impersonator who can also be described as: not a bunch of worms piloting a meat suit.
CLAIRE HOPPE
Managing Editor
Budget Manager
Sara is one of the Misnomers managing editors, as well as a psychology major and avid paper eater. In her spare time she cooks, collects fine powder, and converses with the rats.
SARA ROELAND
Managing Editor
Mark is a Landscape Architect major who enjoys fucking with people’s lawns. He works part-time at the Financial Aid department, so he knows exactly where you live. If you say his name three times, you will actually summon him.
MARK BARKER
Social Media Manager
Fun fact: Jorge isn't actually real but through the sheer power of belief he appears at our meetings. Born at the age of 5, Jorge has literally never stopped ballin, and as is becoming increasingly evident, will never stop until the day he dies.
JORGE ROMERO
Website Designer
STAFF WRITERS
Katja Fair, Henry Grotophorst, Claire Hoppe, Sara Roeland, Mark Barker
STAFF CONTRIBUTORS
Tucker Carlson, The Beatles (with the plague,) Markiplier