"Wow, finals sneak up on ya," Says Student Who Hasn't Been to Lecture Since January

TA Not Hot Enough for Good Eval

FUCK! Emily is Small Now

Horse Girls Really Liking Mifflin

Student Places Natty Under Pillow in Hopes of Visit From Mifflin Fairy

Terrace Crowd Has No Idea Where Terrace Crowd Came From

“Pardon me, can I trouble you for a beer?” Says Freshman Rehearsing for Mifflin

Nation's Eggs Speak Out Against Unrealistic Beauty Standards

“Yeah I can do that,” Says Already Overwhelmed Student

Oh SHIT: Craig Whipped Out The Chacos!

Soglin Really Wishing He Could Drink Pain Away at State Street Taco Bell

Jen Makes Sure to Stock Up on Cancun Thirst Traps

Thursday at Plaza Actually Enjoyable for Once

Student Enjoying Mom and Dad's All-Expense-Paid Acid Trip

Week Off From Drinking in Madison Spent Drinking Somewhere Else

New UW Credit Union Logo Fails to Live Up to Three-Email-Hype

Grandma’s Prayers Not Enough to Stop Fuck-Up Grandson From Failing Basic Math

Safety Win! This Man Wears A Condom When He Juuls

Professor Resigns After Losing Debate With First-Year Philosophy Student

Valentine's Day Spurs Man to Fall in Love with 12 Strangers