Long distance relationship in final moments of happiness

Report: Ashley has a fucking tapestry

Student savors final moments of well being before classes start

Judge sentences Alec Cook’s victims with lifelong lack of closure

7 statues rejected by “Bucky on Parade”

An Open Letter to Mifflin-goers with Backpacks

Help! My chain wallet is caught on a fire hydrant and I’m gonna be late to Mifflin!

31 ways to ask for a beer this Mifflin

Inspiring: This woman is vomiting on Mayor Soglin until she can vomit on the floor of Taco Bell

Ashes of frat member who died over spring break mixed into keg for final party

Bored student using phone in class can’t wait to leave and use phone at home

Badger Market Madness

Steve Carell fights off hordes of UW Madison students

Study: Everything in Badger Market a little wet

Study finds correlation between professor loneliness, use of memes in lecture

Theta Chi announces plans to host “Lessons Learned & Slutty Hoes” party

Theta Chi punished with having to harass women at other parties

The Seven Types of Trailblazers in the Snow

Daily Cardinal staff still hot and bothered following Gordon protest coverage

Study finds one in six UW Madison apartments has that one A$AP Rocky poster in it