Quiz: Can you tell which of these pictures is a hot pile of garbage and which is a Milio’s sub?

Forestry major uncuffs pants

Global climate change causes increase in malaria, February dartying

TA labels 20 white students with different majors a “diverse group”

Student willing to do whatever it takes to stop Donald Trump

All-nighter pulled completing valentines for Econ 101 lecture

Forty year old student not here to fuck around

Existential crisis solved with shitty haircut

High school senior seeks sacrificial virgin in bid to boost college applications

Student attempts to cash in extra hour from Daylight Savings Time during midterm

Father of middle schoolers afraid he pierced “Gay Ear”

Area man’s teeth completely dissolve after forgetting to wear retainer one night

Survey: roughly 0% of campus knows what Agronomy major entails

DJ Khaled concert actually just bearded man with Spotify Premium

State Street’s Alcohol serving Taco Bell to inevitably double as fight ring

Freakfest attendance declines sharply, possibly due to the fact that Freakfest sucks

Local sub shop forgets who they’re dealing with

Man with clever, politically relevant costume way too smug about it

We matched your visiting high school friends with the drug they blacked out on!

Zeta Zeta Alpha sorority pulls off ‘Sexy Nativity Scene” group costume