Freshman quickly hides sign in back of lecture after realizing what College Homecoming is

Dog bigger factor than criminal record in choosing roommate

Area improviser promotes show with quirky Facebook post

Despite family comments, local teenager hasn’t grown at all in the last six months

Student at “Lax Bros and Preppy Hoes” party shocked, saddened by friends’ #MeToo status

Chancellor: “No threat to campus exists, unless another guy comes with a gun”

Area man having trouble deciding how to waste time

UWPD officer dejectedly writes ‘0’ on “days without kidnapping attempt” chalkboard

Local bro wearing letter jacket getting laid this weekend

Snapmap shows floormate at off-campus Wendy’s at 3 am

Virginal DoIT employees struggling with performance issues

Study finds audio and video cannot coexist in classroom presentation

Freshmen roommates agree its cool to bring girls over, as if that would ever happen

Woman makes difference by pressing crosswalk button for third time

Local man with huge bike tires must be compensating for something

Freshman in aisle seat half hour before class loves when asses gently graze him

Wisconsin Institute of Discovery yet to discover wifi

Student not going out on Saturday night feels morally superior