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UW Administration Approves $15 Student Minimum Wage

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Madison Misnomer Reinstates Ban on Cum Content

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New Crossing Guard Under Humanities Bridge Speaks Only in Riddles Three

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Male Student Goes on Rant About How He’d Pass Bechdel Test

Becky Condones Controlled Burn of Allen Centennial Gardens

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Student Org Fair Can't Handle Real Journalism, Bans the Misnomer

Tech Illiterate Professor Uploads Syllabus as .mp3 File

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Following Success Of Land Acknowledgement, UW to Start Offering Class in Performative Activism