Op-Ed: Joe Biden’s America Caused Me To Fail No Nut November

Op-Ed: Dripping Liquids, Getting Stuffed, and Other Ways I Am Like a Thanksgiving Turkey

Bright-Eyed, Young Conservative About to Play “Devil’s Advocate” for First Time

Conservative Says Sex and Gender Are the Same, but I Don’t Remember Having Gender With Their Mom

Op-Ed: Incest, Which I Do Not Support, Should Be Legal in All 50 States

Biggest Inflation in 30 Years? Seems to Me Like the Government Hasn’t Seen My Tumblr Drawings Yet

Ice Fishing for Pussy: How to Get Pussy While Ice Fishing

Madison Misnomer Reinstates Ban on Cum Content

Whom Let the Dogs Out? Why Flip-Flops Work Best in This Weather

Yeah, Grandma Got a Dumpy... So Who’s Gonna Change Her?

Op-Ed: WHAT Happened to a Good Ol’-Fashioned Lunch Special?

op-ed: my fucking shift key is broken

Op-Ed: My Partner Is a Marvel Fan, so I Should Be Able to Claim Them as a Dependent on My Taxes

Op-Ed: Milk From Daddy

Op-Ed: I’m a Sidewalk Driver and I’m Not Sorry

Op-Ed: I'm Feeling Sleepy, Deadass Drowsy as Fuck Right Now

Cane's Is Ass, and I Like Eating Ass

Op-Ed: With This Warm Weather, It’s Harder to Hide My Talons

Op-Ed: I Just Got My Vaccine, So Sorry If I'm a Bitch

Op-Ed: Who Cares About Jesus, I Can Leave Right After Getting Nailed Too