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Dec 8, 2022
Op-Ed: Joe Biden’s America Caused Me To Fail No Nut November
Nov 22, 2022
Op-Ed: Dripping Liquids, Getting Stuffed, and Other Ways I Am Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
Nov 2, 2022
Bright-Eyed, Young Conservative About to Play “Devil’s Advocate” for First Time
Apr 5, 2022
Conservative Says Sex and Gender Are the Same, but I Don’t Remember Having Gender With Their Mom
Mar 23, 2022
Op-Ed: Incest, Which I Do Not Support, Should Be Legal in All 50 States
Mar 21, 2022
Biggest Inflation in 30 Years? Seems to Me Like the Government Hasn’t Seen My Tumblr Drawings Yet
Mar 9, 2022
Ice Fishing for Pussy: How to Get Pussy While Ice Fishing
Mar 4, 2022
Madison Misnomer Reinstates Ban on Cum Content
Feb 23, 2022
Whom Let the Dogs Out? Why Flip-Flops Work Best in This Weather
Feb 18, 2022
Yeah, Grandma Got a Dumpy... So Who’s Gonna Change Her?
Feb 3, 2022
Op-Ed: WHAT Happened to a Good Ol’-Fashioned Lunch Special?
Nov 16, 2021
op-ed: my fucking shift key is broken
Nov 2, 2021
Op-Ed: My Partner Is a Marvel Fan, so I Should Be Able to Claim Them as a Dependent on My Taxes
Oct 20, 2021
Op-Ed: Milk From Daddy
Oct 18, 2021
Op-Ed: I’m a Sidewalk Driver and I’m Not Sorry
Sep 22, 2021
Op-Ed: I'm Feeling Sleepy, Deadass Drowsy as Fuck Right Now
Sep 15, 2021
Cane's Is Ass, and I Like Eating Ass
Apr 23, 2021
Op-Ed: With This Warm Weather, It’s Harder to Hide My Talons
Apr 20, 2021
Op-Ed: I Just Got My Vaccine, So Sorry If I'm a Bitch
Mar 30, 2021
Op-Ed: Who Cares About Jesus, I Can Leave Right After Getting Nailed Too
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