“Insane Anal Strength” and 4 Others Ways to Discourage Your Girlfriend From Pegging You

So your girlfriend wants to peg you, but you’re no so sure about it. This is urgent, so let’s cut the bullshit: here are some different methods for keeping your girlfriend's strap-on out of your asshole.

1. Insane anal strength

The number one thing you can do to increase your strength is to do exercises. To strengthen your rectum muscles, you’ll do the equivalent to ass kegels. If you’re not sure how to execute this function, imagine you are trying to hold in a dump and a half. Hold these muscles for at least five seconds before releasing. Do multiple repetitions during each session. Do these everyday and slowly your ass will gain strength. With these exercises, you’ll be able to control what goes out and what goes in, simple as that.

2. Don’t date someone who wants or likes to peg

If you don’t want to get pegged, the number one way to avoid it is to not date a pegger. Sometimes they can be hard to identify. Some are shy, some are bold, some are giants, some are tiny. If you are very concerned about dating a pegger, the best thing you can do is ask. First text, first date, whatever you want—but you should make sure you’re both on the same page.

3. Just ask nicely

Your pegger girlfriend might be timid. A simple “no” may deter her. If you’ve got a rather feisty pegger, it may take more than “please” to talk her down. Your girlfriend shouldn’t do anything to you without your consent, but that won’t stop her from harping on you about it.

4. Surgically remove your anus

A strap-on can not enter your anus if you don’t have one. This may seem like an extreme and possibly unrealistic option, but let me assure you that it is possible to live without an ass. A simple surgery can redirect your waste to a colostomy bag.

5. Burn, bury, destroy

If you’ve gone too far into your relationship to leave your pegging girlfriend, don’t want to remove your anus, have a weak rectum, and you’d rather not come right out and say “no,” you must take away the weapon. Hunt down each and every strap-on, dildo, or vibrator your girlfriend owns, and get rid of it. You’ll have to be on a constant lookout for new toys, but at least you’ll still have an unexplored bootyhole