The Jonas Brothers announced yesterday that they will be re-releasing their smash hit “Year 3000” with an added verse about how, in the future, it will be legal to piss in public spaces.
“In a time when the future seems so uncertain and bleak, we felt it was important to include our vision for a brighter tomorrow,” self-proclaimed band leader Kevin Jonas said.
The Brothers, being long-time fans of the Misnomer, gave us an exclusive sneak peek at the lyrics of the bonus verse and pre-chorus:
“Also in the future there were people
Pissing in the street
It’s legal, finally, to go potty
Right on the concrete
You don’t have to look for a bathroom
Because the pigs can’t stop you
The people are finally free
To whip their junk out and pee
Anywhere…
He said
I’ve been to the year 3000…”
The band also expressed their hope that the updated song will spur people to action.
“We’re hoping that when people listen to the song, they’ll be inspired to help us make the change we wish to see in the world,” Joe Jonas said. “But we hope that it will happen a lot sooner than the year 3000. Between the three of us, we have a significant number of public urination violations that we’d like overturned, and I’m personally about one away from being a registered sex offender. The sooner, the better, really, because I sure as hell am not gonna stop.”
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