As the semester comes to an end, reports are coming in that these last few dollars on Wiscards better fucking count, because there's no way this piece of shit is getting another $15.
Sources say that students will have to keep their spending low, which wouldn't be so hard if printing out study guides wasn't so god damned expensive.
One expert claims that if Wiscard money runs out then students can just use other money, but that expert's daddy probably fills their Wiscard and has never had to struggle for anything in their life.
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