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Taco Bell Releases New Patented Vaccine "Baja Boost"


Just when Taco Bell fanatics were getting upset due to the removal of Nacho Fries from its menu, Taco Bell announced some exciting news: A new patented vaccine, “Baja Boost,” will be added to Taco Bell’s menu coming June 20201.


A new addition to their dollar menu, this item is sure to create a craze amongst fans. With special features like a sickening green glow that courses through your veins, you would be wise to keep your health insurance card and identification on you when ordering this menu item!


Taco Bell has added a small disclaimer to the Baja Boost, adding that it may have possible side effects of explosive diarrhea but hey, that’s sure as hell better than a blood clot, right?


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