Top 10 Animals That the Misnomer Believes Should Go Extinct

10.) Horses

Let it be known that the Madison Misnomer is a strictly anti-horse institution. They look stupid which is good because they are stupid. All horse girls should be responsibly and ethically replaced with beaver boys, a more wholesome person that you would much rather spend time with.

9.) The Goo monster

There is only one goo monster but man is it hard to get rid of. We here at the Misnomer have tried everything from fire to begging politely.

8.) Mason from Omega Chi

Dude is an animal and must be stopped. The trail of destruction that Mason leaves in his wake is a well-documented catastrophe. Unfortunately ‘that dog’ in Mason needs to be put down as well.

7.) Fish (all of them)

Fish belong in sticks.

6.) The tapeworm I got from Arby’s

This curly fry is one rude dude! Double Beef N’ Cheddar is a mistake made once.

5.) Vampires

Vampires suck amiright? No but seriously this threat needs to be taken seriously by our government because vampires will actually just kill you. Like what the hell? Even the hot ones?

4.) Wasps

Obviously.

3.) The Northern White Rhino

Stop it man, just give it up! Save some of your magical horn powder for the rest of us, you greedy, greedy species.

2.) Supreme Court Justice Samuel A. Alito

A seasonal weed; incapable of reading.

1.) Satirical lists

She's a dying breed and thank god for that.